Saturday, January 27, 2007

Random Jokes

Hello People:

Forward jokes than, found it from my email inbox back from 2 years. :-)

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Types Of Women (as classified in today's IT age!)

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her
for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. Need to keep trying.

SERVER Woman: Always crashes when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.

If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
uninstall her you will lose everything............

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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call
one in particular She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname!
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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother "
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "
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Disclaimer: For all the ladies, no offence intended.

6 comments:

G3 said...

First commentu :)

LOL :))

Aaha.. mail box cleaning velaya? 2 yrskku munnadi vandha mailellam ippo paakareenga?

Venkatesh said...

ungalukku oru icecream parcel..

I don't delete emails..I was just reading them.. :-) if u read them back after few years, you get a colorful memory of your past..

Unknown said...

nalla forwardsu! very true about women! :))

prithz said...

LOL! cute! :)

Venkatesh said...

@bsk and prithz: good that u liked them..

KK said...

Superappu!!! Super jokes :)